Fake Trees
So every time my co-worker Charles would drive to California he would tell me about the cell towers hiding as trees. I always missed them, but now we can all enjoy it.
FraudFrond is a website dedicated to Fake Trees, Bogus Botanicals and Counterfeit Conifers.
OMG its the invasion of the fake trees!! They are slowly brainwashing us! Everytime I drive by one, I get the subtle urge to buy a cellphone…and to conserve paper products. Sure, you disbelieve. The tree demons are slowly buildnig their neural net, and when its complete we are ALL DOOMED!